An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
- what I say: it's okay
- what I mean: it's really not okay, but I'm gonna say it's okay because I don't want to be the person who makes you feel bad even though you're the one that hurt me first
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.
lipstickslytherin asked: Carrie being the "kindest person on the internet" is obviously debatable. However, saying that those who call her out on problematic, victim blaming behavior as "hate" is not debatable. In short, it's not hate.
Sorry to say, what she said was not victim blaming, it was trying to empower women. We do not live in the perfect society and so it’s important that women feel that they are allowed to say no.
And repeatedly attacking someone is exactly what I call hate. People are taking this too far. It’s extremely damaging to receive messages like some I’ve seen directed at this 21 year old girl. Remember she’s still a young adult, she should be allowed to not phrase things perfectly in the middle of a conversation with out being attacked for it!